Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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