yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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