Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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