Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I enjoy the company of your penis
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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