Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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