how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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