I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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