so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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