How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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