The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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