I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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