I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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