I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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