I'm drive I can fine osifer
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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