You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I have aggressive nipples.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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