Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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