i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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