I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize