I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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