She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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