All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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