OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I wish they made helmets for livers.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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