Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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