I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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