Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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