that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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