Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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