so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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