Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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