IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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