no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We got so high we made milksteak
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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