If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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