I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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