brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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