3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
it's like heaven, but drunker
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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