Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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