did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
its liver damage thursday
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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