Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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