the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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