...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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