She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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