Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You just made me feel so damn special
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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