wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
