The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
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