Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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