Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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