Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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