I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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