Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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