I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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