We're facebook friends in real life
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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